Jamaica Ride

bike next to sign that reads "Jamaica North Trail"
Start of the limestone portion of the Jamaica trail proper

Made the Jamaica ride today. The trail surface was nice and dry for the most part, firm without much washout, save for a couple of small and easily-avoidable muddy areas. A few years ago parts of the trail were utterly destroyed due to harsh rains and flooding but the repairs have been holding up very well, particularly in light of the harsh rains and flooding we’ve had here in the past couple of weeks.

Did a there-and-back-again from home, to the Saltillo trailhead and back home. Round trip of 16.28 miles for a weekly total of 50.83. Still not great for this time of year but not bad for only the second week of bicycling for the year. According to Fitbit this ride burned 1005 calories. Seems a bit high to me. And by “a bit” I mean like 300 bits.

One of the things I like best about this trail is that it has these woodsy sections:

limestone trail through a wooded area
Nary a peacock in sight

Even though there is a train track about 40 yards to the right and a neighborhood about another 120 yards beyond that there is a feeling of isolation in this part of the trail. The trees and thick ground foliage (nettles in particular) really dampen the sound of city-life and civilization in general so it’s easy to forget about those things and just enjoy the scenery.

Didn’t see any turkeys or deer this trip. Or any of those groundhog things. Maybe next time.

Later did some laundry and the drawstring was pulled out of my Nashbar bike shorts. Real pain to get it back in. Used a bike-wheel spoke to thread the drawstring bike into the shorts so it was all nice, bike-related, bikey bikelstuff to get it put bike together again.

Bike ride number four for the year

Today was my third bike ride of the week and the fourth of 2019. Felt pretty good!

  1. Forgot to start Fitbit’s connected-GPS at the beginning of the ride, started it about a half-mile into it, but it doesn’t seem to matter because the Fitbit didn’t even start tracking GPS for the first portion of the ride anyway. More on that later.
  2. Sit bones are adjusting to the saddle again. Felt nice and cozy, like a hen settling onto her clutch of eggs.
  3. Saw a motorcycle cop on the bike path, not evidently in hot pursuit of some perp either. Just cruising along. Another cyclist stopped and gave the “what the hell, man?!” palms-up gesture as we were both bemused by Mr. Johnny Law(less)’s antics.
  4. My rear fender seatstay bridge bracket broke. Hit a bump when crossing a street and heard the sound of plastic tinkling on the ground. Stopped to make sure it wasn’t my bike falling apart which, much to my everlasting horror, it was. Thankfully, I had some zip-ties which appear to have nominally fixed it. Gotta remember to get a new bracket and more zip ties.
    zip ties on the bike's fender
  5. The big tree that was blocking the path the other day was cleared so the path was opened again. Since I haven’t mentioned this before it’s probably even less interesting to note than it sounded.
  6. At my turnaround point I noticed the connected-GPS wasn’t either connected or GPS-ing so had to start it again. So there’s 7.9 or so miles that aren’t GPS’ed. Sorta too bad since I’ve never GPS’ed that section yet so I’ll try to get it later.
  7. Saw something like a Heron on the ride back, near the curve where the trail becomes the segment where ducks and geese like to hang out on the stream.
  8. When I got home I did one set of “sliding” hamstring curls with my feet supported on an old skateboard. Gonna start doing more sets of these as I get more miles to help counteract the general “pushing” nature of bicycling and have better-balanced leg development so hopefully I don’t develop knee-tendon related injuries, ostensibly from overdeveloped quads (relative to the rest of the leg) like I’ve had happen before.

So 30 some-odd miles for the week so far. Not much but not bad, though not good for this late in the year. Might ride again tomorrow. Might not. I do want to take a Jamaica ride soon but since it’s a limestone trail that’s gotten soft from all the rain recently I might give it another day to dry out.

Also, trying to get back into a calisthenics routine, adding a new exercise or two to my workouts every week or so. Today, did two sets of chinups, two sets of dips, two sets of bodyweight rows (foot elevated), two sets of pushups and two sets of ab-wheel rollouts. (Actually, used the aforementioned skateboard for the “ab-wheel”.) Not too shabby. Definitely feeling it a bit but in a good way, probably gonna feel the abs later, maybe in a not-so-good way but hopefully not.

Movie Theater Idea

If I ever open up a movie theater I think it’s gonna have pews and kneelers like a church so people don’t get too cozy and wear out their welcome. Probably also have a confessional so people can tell me how much the movie sucked without fear of divine reprisal from the MPAA.

DIY Literal Foot Powder

As noted in this post from November 26 here is my idea for DIY literal foot powder. Others have also had this idea but I got to the patent office first. Unfortunately the patent officers laughed me out of their little patent club and made me feel real bad but who gets the last laugh now, suckers? In fact they’re still probably chuckling about the clown with the silly ideas from time to time, at my expense no doubt, so it’s probably fair to say they will have the last laugh after all so now I feel bad again. Anyway, without further ado:

DIY Literal Foot Powder featuring Snagglepuss as Himself even!

Xmas time is nigh upon us

Merry Christmas from the Pambulon Heights Donut Club!

The Xmas decorations finally went up at the Pambulon Heights HQ  so the Christmas Spirit® is filling the air. I mean literally, it’s getting hard to breathe in here. On second thought it might be the Pine-Sol, but either way it smells like evergreen trees and I’m catching a nice buzz from all the holiday cheer. Also, feel like I might puke.

How to get sleep dreaming of sandwich dreams

I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately due to having these dreams of a sandwich who is, in turn, having dreams of me eating it. It’s very disconcerting and constantly wakes me up so it was with great relief when I stumbled upon this WikiHow graphic that helps explain how to deal with this exact perturbing situation:

Unfortunately I have to wear a wig in my sleep or else the sandwich in my dream won’t recognize me.

Words of wisdom

Some men get grapefruit, some grape get fruitman. But everybody knows grapefruit look big to little men.

Probably made more sense to whoever came up with it but it’s hard to deny the “big-T” Truth to it.

REM

According to the Fitbit sleep tracking it seems that I generally get more REM sleep if I sleep with the TV on. Not that I necessarily trust the accuracy of the sleep-stage tracking but I still find it interesting that there seems to be a direct correlation between whatever data the Fitbit is gathering and whether or not the TV is on while I’m sleeping.

Gonna have to run an experiment on this for a while.

“TROLL DREAMS” Random thought – giving applause to a statue

From a journal entry dated December 6, 2011, trying to remember my dreams from the most recent contemporaneous sleep period:

In a store much like Village Market trying to find ingredients for Thai food — Lemongrass, lime leaves, and something else. I later woke to find that I’d written a note to myself:

“TROLL DREAMS” Random thought – giving applause to a statue

I’m not quite sure what that means…

I don’t know if I woke from a dream within a dream and that note was in the outer dream or if I actually wrote it IRL. But I do vaguely remember thinking it stupendously funny to stand in front of a statue and give it a raucous round of applause while onlookers would pretend to go on about their business, casually unconcerned as to what task or deed the statue did to warrant such a grand reception.