Kartoshka Muzhchina
Potato Man
I saw this suspicious-looking potato man earlier:
Normally I’m not one to judge but there was something peculiar about the way he walked, he seemed to be up to some rather unsavory antics. Of course he just had to be wearing this ridiculously conspicuous getup but there was certainly something snazzy about the way he was dressed and that has left what is sure to be an indelible impression.
I am going to check with my sources and see if I can get any more information on this man.
[EDIT: He has been spotted again!]