As promised on November 26, 2018, here is Commander Adama eating noodles. From the reboot Battlestar Galactica Premier Miniseries, timestamp 2:53:24, original airdate December 8, 2003.
Even at my most ravenous I don’t think I’ve ever eaten noodles with such precision and vigor.
EDIT: Now I know what you’re thinking, “what would it look like if I could watch that video in reverse?” Well, have I got a treat for you, then!